President Bullshit's Iran War Balls-up

Trump aimed to do to Iran what he just did to Venezuela: Decapitate the government, install a puppet head of state, and take the oil, which is to say, steal it.

Trouble is, Iran is bigger than Venezuela, it is walled by mountains, and it has three times Veneuela's population. As a consequence, so far, thirteen dead American service members, and several hundred wounded, but no regime change.

Another thing President Piranha -- the fish with the big head but tiny brain -- seems to have overlooked, Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz, the sea route by which 20% of the World's oil supply must flow.

What to do? Oh no prob. Tell the Brits not to be such cowards, but go in and open up the Strait of Hormuz. Do this while calling the British navy crap. Goodness knows what Britains's weird government will make of that, but "go eff yourself Donny boy" would seem the right form of words.

Related:

Axios: Iran conflict goes global

Aljazeera: ‘Bomb back to the Stone Age’: US history of threats and carpet bombing

CAIR: Trump’s Threat to Bomb Iran Back to the Stone Age is ‘Anti-Muslim, Racist, and Dehumanizing’

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