Thursday, March 10, 2022

A Recycled Joke

Plank, noun. In British parlance a stupid person. The term is derived from the old English expression "as thick as a plank."

Which suggests a revision to an old joke:

Justin Trudeau is walking down Sparks St. in Ottawa with a duck under his arm.

Fellow walking the other way says: "What you doin' with that turkey?"

"That's not a turkey" Says Justin, "It's a duck."

To which the fellow replied: 

"Wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the duck."

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