Tony Blair's Apology: We Killed 600,000 People in Iraq By Mistake — Sorreee

Tony Blair just apologized for his part in launching the US–UK war to overthrow Saddam Hussein (and hang him): a war that led not only to the death of over half a million Iraqis, but to the creation of four million Iraqi refugees, and culminated in the current Iraq civil war pitting an ineffectual US-installed government in Baghdad against the head-chopping, liver-eating, mass-raping, ancient-monument-smashing hordes of ISIS fanatics who, under the pressure of Russian bombing, are in increasing numbers shaving off their signature Muslim fanatic beards and migrating by the million to Europe, there to continue their war against civilization.

"I apologise" said Tony Blair, in an interview with CNN, "for the fact that the intelligence I received was wrong."

What he means by "the intelligence I received" is the dossier, based on a plagiarized student thesis available on the Internet, which he ordered up to justify the Iraq war in fulfillment of his promise to George Dubya Bush, as recorded in a memo from US Secretary of State, Colin Powell, to President Bush, stating that:

"Blair continues to stand by you and the U.S. as we move forward on the war on terrorism and Iraq. He will present to you the strategic, tactical and public affairs lines that he believes will strengthen global support for our cause." 

Mass killer: Sorry, it  was all a mistake — but, hey, such fun. Image source

This was the dossier that Dr. David Kelly, a British biological weapons expert and a UN WMD inspector, claimed in a BBC broadcast was "sexed-up." Shortly thereafter, David Kelly said to friends that he would likely soon be found dead in the woods. Sure enough, David Kelly was soon found dead in the woods and declared a suicide, although experts seem to agree that, given the manner death, suicide was impossible, a fact that may explain why Blair was rendered uncharacteristically speechless when asked, in relation to Kelly's death, whether he had blood on his hands (just after 2 min 20 seconds).

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